Andrew Lloyd Webber says he's been given the all-clear after being treated for prostate cancer, as previously reported. I thought you had to be clear for five years in order to get the official all-clear from your doctor. But whatever, he says it's gone, and that can only be a good thing. He's keen to encourage all men to see their doctor as soon as they have anything going wrong "down under - however embarrassing", so that they, like he, will live to tell the tale.